© Cassie Tillett
FAO.
13 September 2013
Miss Johnson
I know putting you on the window display rota in only your
second week of working for Kimonos-R-Us, may have seemed a little ambitious. This
decision was based on your extensive references in this department from some of
the top named retail outlets from around the world. It has come to my attention that on the
morning of September 10th not only had you placed yourself within the display
but also you were completely naked. Your supervisor June has indicated to me
that you had applied to go on the television show ‘How to Look Good Naked’. I
myself have not seen the show but my wife assures me it is a brave thing for
you to have done, for this I congratulate you.
However, following this morning’s visit from the local constabulary
and being issued with a large fine for indecent exposure. I am afraid you’re fired!!
Yours
Mr Jones
(Owner & Manager) ©Mills Laine
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